Total Medals Earned: 546 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,685 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (75/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (200/495 points)
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 11/18 (215/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!